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A surreal horror animation. In the frozen fjords of a dark Nordic land under a full moon, a twisted gothic cathedral leans over a snowy cliff. Wind howls. The sky is filled with falling snow and blue aurora. The cathedral doors creak open. A monstrous pope figure slowly steps out — he has three glowing eyes, a melted golden crown, a stretched mouth, and icy white skin. His long robe is covered in glowing Nordic runes and made of frost. He raises a glowing staff, muttering absurd phrases in a pseudo-Italian accent: “Benedictum… Ballerina… Cappuccina…” His voice is deep and echoing. Suddenly, three pigeons with golden halos and mechanical wings rise into the sky. Their eyes glow. They chant in sync: “TUNG TUNG TUNG CAPPUCCINA” repeatedly. The ground cracks open. Under the ice are dozens of chanting mouths, repeating the word “Trøllgard… Trøllgard…” while green fire pulses. In the final moment, the pope smiles eerily. His eyes turn into burning emerald flames. Text flashes in big distorted letters: “PONTIFEX TRØLLGARD BLESSES YOUR FJORDS” Available nowhere. Worship nowhere. All hail the noise.